Recent reports from the ever diligent men and women of RCAF Intelligence were correct. SkyPirates were planning a vicious attack, and their first strike of the new year was given to us directly at our headquarters in Caledon Penzance during the late hours of January 27th.
By Divine Providence, no civilians or RCAF personnel were hurt in the attack.
Rest assured, the Royal Caledon Air Force is on full-alert and will bring these scoundrels to justice for their evil deeds.
Prime suspect in this incident: Zabrina McMahon, leader of the "SteamLand HellCats."