SLimerick 7 :: The Skeeter Laval Edition

There once was a tiny from Mayfair,
Who took to the skies on a dare,
She flew from Penzance,
And discovered by chance,
A sim-cross that froze her mid-air!

SLimerick 6 :: The Caledon Regency Edition

Some Caledon residents of Regency,
Went forth in the new sim with urgency.
To rez their new houses,
Confounding their spouses,
Who wondered what was the emergency...

SLimerick 5 :: The Paine-ful Edition

There once was a blogger named Paine,

Who found summer blogging a strain,

A brief interlude,

and a changed attitude,

Should sharpen his walnut-sized brain.

SLimerick 4 :: In two-parts

Whilst walking in Caledon Eyre,
A scoundrel approached with a dare,
He said, "lift up your blouse,
Or I'll throw you this mouse!"
In response I shot back with a stare,

I said, "Why do you treat me like that?
We've nary had time for a chat."
As a good girlwithguns,
I rezzed several fine ones,
And he scurried forgetting his hat.

SLimerick 3 :: The Codie Edition

There once was a girl who could code,

Who dressed a particular mode,

She always wore red,

And even to bed,

Although this I have only been told.

SLimerick

There once was a girl with some guns,

Who also had smokin' hawt buns,

Her man-crushing thighs,

Brought several deep-sighs,

To the men she so often did shun.